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DICK HARDER
 A veteran of the music scene,
Dick Harder is a consumate professional who puts out every time and
loves to keep picking at things. His earlier bands included the Rubber Nipple Salesmen and Uncle Bob Touched Me and was once a session player for The Jehovah's Witness Relocation Program. 
Position: Guitar, Lead Vocals |
DICK LONG
 After
founding the Above Average Weight Band, Dick was diagnosed with a
tapeworm in 1994 and was voted out due to accusations that he was extra
baggage. After running into Dick Harder, he soon got to know Dick Fitzwell and began jamming regularly. Soon, their sessions led to playing for their bar tabs and they've been working at paying them off ever since. Position: Guitar, Kazoo, Keyboard Fill. Percussion, Lead / Backing Vocals |
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DICK HOULDER
 A
one time session player in the band John Cougar's Watermelon Prison
Camp,
Dick Houlder has really come into his own.
Dick had also played with Dick Harder in Uncle Bob Touched Me and
toured with Dick Taiter on Poontwang's Bulimia Banquet tour. Dick's passion is so strong that, long after the gig is over, he can still be found somewhere by himself, playing until he can't see straight.  Position: Guitar, Mandolin, Harmonica, Lead Vocals, N/NE |
DICK
FITZWELL
 Having
played in just a few bands over the years, Dick Fitzwell is best known
for an independant single he released in the mid '70's called "Armed and
Hammered".
While the song never received radio airplay it became Dick's anthem
where ever he drank.These days, Dick has settled down to become a housewife and mother of three. Position: Bass Guitar, Beer Fridge |
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DICK FINGERS
 Dick Fingers is a rare find as
he has never formally played in a music band. He played in a
rubber band once but quickly snapped out of it.For years, he spent many nights alone playing by himself in his basement until Dick Long came along and showed him that it's more fun with other folks. Dick's playing is influenced primarily by Anal Tap and The Beverly Beer Bellies. Position: Led Guitar, Backing Vocals |
DICK HERTZ
 From Raggedy Aneuryism
and Colostomy
Grab Bag, comes the smallest Dick in the bunch, but this guy can
wail.Dick missed much of last falls gigs due to minor aches and pains and the occasional sinusitis flare-up. But with that and his fellow Dicks behind him, rest assured he'll be one to watch in 2008. Dick plays well with Fingers and both Dicks agree that there's more than enough room to two axes to grind away.  Position: Led Guitar |
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DICK TAITER Former Political Science major
at Our Lady Is Not For Turning University, Dick Taiter left it all
behind in pursuit of his one true passion: Playing with his organ.
The newest Dick is a welcome addition to flesh out the sound of an up
and coming group o' guys! Position: Keyboards/Backing Vocals |
DICK POUNDER With
close to 30 years experience at beating things, Dick Pounder is the
veteran of Dicks. He's played the circuit with such names as The Bearded
Clams, Foreskin 500 and The Well Hungarians. Dick's one of the
recent Chixie acquistions and is a good fit.  Position: Drums/Backing Vocals |
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